I promise the world that at this very moment, as we speak, Yevgeny Plushenko is definitely not being held captive in the basement of the Kremlin for losing the gold medal to that American devil, Evan Lysacek, upon my request.- Vladimir Putin [Moscow, Russia]
Great, I've always wanted to meet the Russian hockey team!- Alexandr Solzhenitsyn [Siberia, Russia]
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