Our intelligence has shown that this has been a concerted research effort, with the Indian military using Indian restaurants across the world as testing sites. Lamb Vindaloo and Chicken Jalfrezi are two dishes that have been cited as being so unnecessarily spicy that only a secret military chili weapons program could explain it.- Leon Panetta, CIA Director [Langley, VA]
The real secret weapon we are developing is the glass of Pepsi that we will serve to the terrorists, after we have thrown the chili grenade at them.- R.B. Srivastava, Scientist at Defence Research Development Organization [New Delhi, India]
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