This is much better than my first marriage. I got married at a Microsoft store, and afterwards my husband kept getting all these weird viruses.- Samantha [Phoenix, AZ]
Hey, you're all invited to my wedding. It'll be at the Burning Man Festival!- Richard, UNIX user [Waltham, MA]
Um, actually we don’t really hang out with Lex, so not sure why she’s writing our names on her desk saying we’re friends. Awkwaaaaard.- Abby and Faith, Alleged Friends of the Accused [Queens, NY]
It makes me sick to my stomach that I can walk around New York, the cultural capital of our great nation, and not hear Cantonese on the streets.- Lee [Flushing, NY]
Madonna’s one of those really annoying neighbours. You know, the ones who put their Christmas lights up in October, don’t trim their hedges, and dance around the neighborhood in tight leather pants.- Sanjay [London, UK]
I don’t know why all these people are complaining. Madonna has always been kind, welcoming, and considerate when it comes to her home.- Alex Rodriguez [New York, NY]
